realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via allthefucksivegiven)
Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen…
I really worry sometimes people might be like this when talking to them
…please if you’re a friend or anyone really and you’re ever upset like this don’t try and hide it, I’m always willing to be a shoulder to cry on :c
basically.
(Source: bonus--level, via jackiedarlingg)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
(via drainmedryy)
(Source: iraffiruse, via chickenmcfuckit)
(Source: youngmunchkin, via c-l-i-t-t-e-r)
These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.
Use coupon code ‘1000NOTES’ to get an extra 10% off your entire order!
(Source: wickedclothes)
